Day +7: We have 6 million dollars...

You know how people can't sleep in hospital?  Well, I slept 13 hours last night, give or take having pipes changed and blood pressure taken.  It's now 3:15 pm (5 hours after I got up) and I need a nap.  I think I may be turning into a cat.
Big news of the day is that they have kitted me out like the Bionic Man.
Quick guided tour - on my left shoulder is the 3 pipe port through which I get the gunk they pump into me and they take blood samples from me.  The others are EKG sensors, for which they shaved my manly growth.  They are connected to a cool Dick Tracy gizmo on my right wrist that tells you what my heart rate, blood pressure, respiratory rate and oxygen uptake are.
If anything goes out of whack, the thing on my wrist beeps and, having given me 15 seconds to stop whatever it was that I was doing, it beeps my nurses really loudly.  Very high tech but it appears that the wrist thingy doesn't like me typing with my left hand and thinks my heart rate is 150.  Never had so many people come to my room so quickly.


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