Wholly shit!!
The two things my dear friend Ruth at Cancer Care obsesses about are my bowels and how many times I have fallen over. At least I'll have something to tell her next week. I have spent the last couple of days crapping through a straw, as they say where I come from, which is odd as I actually get a week off the chemo this week. So, my ever-loving and long-suffering Susan rushed out to CVS and bought a packet of Loperamide HCl. Immediate result was pretty much nothing on the innards front but I slept 18 hours or so yesterday and, while I didn't fall over at all, my progress from point A to point B had a certain similarity to the path of a ball on a pin table as I bounced off doorways and grabbed at furniture. My innate hypochondriac informed me that I was entering some vile second phase of my cancer and that I'd be lucky to see the week out. Susan, on the other hand, read the info leaflet that came with the pills and it informed her that side-effects incl...